If only wizardry was real…

Written by Sherry

… then the kids of Harry Potter could wave a wand and fix their fashion faux-pas. At least Dan Radcliffe looks respectable and Emma Watson looks radiant.

The others? Well, uh… The wizarding world IS going through dark times, right?

Brooke Hogan loses her pants along with her mind

Written by Sherry

I sat here and wrote something, then deleted it and tried again at least five times. And now I give up on trying because frankly there are no words other than WHAT?!

Kate’s hilarious shirt

Written by Sherry

Okay, admittedly it’s kind of ugly, but Kate Bosworth’s t-shirt is also hilarious.

The shirt has black and purple arrows pointing up towards her face; I guess she’s tired of people talking to her breasts!

Gladiator

Written by Sherry

What on earth was Mary Kate Olsen thinking when she decided it would be a good look to pair a little black dress with giant gladiator-style sandals?

Wedgies and fame

Written by Sherry

If you’re a celebrity and people are constantly pointing cameras at you, there are two rules for dealing with a wedgie:

1. Don’t pick your wedgie.

2. If you really MUST, then at least don’t be this obvious about it:

Supermodel down the drain

Written by Sherry

Remember when Kate Moss was gorgeous and a total supermodel?

Yeah. Shit happens, right?

Hooters as distraction tool

Written by Sherry

Christina Aguilera has found a way to distract people from looking at her pregnant belly.

Flash your hooters in everyone’s face! That will keep all eyes up higher than belly button level.

What look is Hilary going for?

Written by Sherry

Hilary Duff is just ridiculously cute. But I just don’t know what look she’s going for here. The randomly cut odd length denim shorts, the black shirt, the weird bags, the ugly scarf, the boots. Just no.

No, Hilary. Even you, cute as a button, can not wear all this crap and look stylish.

Sheer disaster

Written by Sherry

At the rate she’s going lately, I could turn this into a “what is Britney thinking when she dresses herself?” blog and never run out of fodder.

There’s just nothing good about this outfit. Not one redeeming aspect. Oh wait. I like her shoes. Let’s just focus on the shoes and ignore the sheer disaster from the ankles up.

Jennifer Lopez’s frumpy jumper

Written by Sherry

I have to give a thumbs-down to Jennifer Lopez’s frumpy white jumper. Technically she certainly has the body to pull the look off - only people in excellent shape can do that - but it just doesn’t work. I don’t see the appeal to this outfit at all, it looks like a pair of silk pajamas with heels.

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