I see you baby, pickin’ that ass

Written by Sherry

Look, we’re all human. I’ve been out in public and suddenly realized, damn. My underwear just disappeared up my butt. But you know, there are discreet ways of attempting to relieve the discomfort of a wedgie.

This is not one of them.

You’d think that someone as famous as Hayden Panettiere who is regularly followed around by cameras would know better than to just shove her hands right down there to pry her thong out of her arse.

Look at my ass, y’all!

Written by Sherry

Five days before Britney had her major meltdown and shaved her head back in February, she also posed for pictures at Club One while wearing her bra and a thong.

I did the Blogathon this year and I’m still catching up on sleep and feeling queasy from blogging for 24 hours and not eating properly the day after. Thus, the last thing I needed to see was Britney’s ass. I figure if I have to be traumatized, you can be too.

You’re so welcome!

Brit’s new look

Written by Sherry

Britney Spears robbed a bank. Or perhaps she’s becoming a germaphobe like Michael Jackson. Or maybe she thinks that this is a disguise.

Mostly I think she knows she’s a walking joke now and is trying to stay on the talked-about list before she becomes nothing more than fodder for one of those “whatever happened to…?” shows on MTV in five years.

My sexiest year?

Written by Sherry

So there’s this movie coming out later this year called My Sexiest Year. It stars 25-year-old Ryan Cabrera.

Please, someone tell me that the title is meant to be ironic. Please?

J-Lo needs some fake tan spray

Written by Sherry

Someone as fashion and body conscious as Jennifer Lopez should know that you need to choose your wardrobe carefully if you have tan lines because two-tone skin is really distracting!

Meow

Written by Sherry

I know Alicia Silverstone is really pro-animals and all, but that doesn’t mean you have to wear a giant cheetah head on your t-shirt. This is like one step away from wearing those sweatshirt with the puffy kittens that you swore you would never ever wear no matter how many times your mom wore them and insisted they were cute.

She could do so much better

Written by Sherry

Catherine Zeta-Jones is undeniably beautiful but this dress? It just does nothing for her. It looks like she stole it off a showgirl or something.

When child stars grow up

Written by Sherry

Anna Chlumsky was so cute when she played in that movie My Girl with Macaulay Culkin. Well, Macaulay grew up to be an incredibly frightening looking young man and Anna grew up to have no clue how to dress. Because that’s the only possible explanation for this ensemble.

Curves galore

Written by Sherry

Can you buy curves like Jennifer Lopez has? Because if so, I would like to start saving up. She looked stunning in this gorgeous beaded dress at the premiere of El Cantante in Puerto Rico.

Cute girl, icky dress

Written by Sherry

Jessica Biel is so adorable and I usually like what she wears but this dress is just weird. The pattern is more distracting than it is cute. I can’t decide whether I should look away before the pattern starts to merge together and gives me motion sickness or whether I should look closer and see if I can find the hidden image inside.

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