Paris’ pooch

Written by Sherry

Apparently Paris Hilton has purchased yet another dog, a new Chihuahua this week. She also recently got a new Yorkie, named Cinderella, and adds her new pups alongside her other Chihuahua Tinkerbell.

I wouldn’t really care about this except that I’m not entirely sure if Paris loves her dogs as actual dogs or if she considers them to be accessories like a bracelet or purse. What do you think?

Overshot lips

Written by Sherry

The trend of injecting your lips is going to turn Hollywood ladies into imitations of puffer fish.

Lisa! Stop it! Your lips are slowly becoming flotation devices!

Doesn’t Vogue have hairstylists?!

Written by Sherry

Poor Winona Ryder. She leaves Hollywood and goes about repairing herself for several years and doesn’t pull a Lindsay Lohan by revolving in and out of trouble and this is her welcome back?

This hair is what Vogue gives her? Hasn’t the poor girl repaid her mistakes without making her suffer like this too?

In related news, I am happy she’s slowly slipping back into Hollywood and I hope this means we’ll be seeing more of her movies soon.

Lindsay’s mug shot

Written by Sherry

If Lindsay Lohan is going to keep on getting arrested for DUIs and possession, she might want to give Paris Hilton a call to get some tips on how to pose for your mug shot.

Britney’s OK cover

Written by Sherry

Britney’s cover on OK! magazine may not be what she expected. She apparently had a huge meltdown during the photoshoot, including cleaning up her dog’s potty accident with a Chanel dress and later wiping greasy chicken fingerprints on a Gucci dress. She also refused to let the magazine’s hair and makeup team touch her, insisting on using someone she had brought along.

The magazine hits stands on Friday and allegedly talks about a “first hand emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad.”

I’ve heard that this particular issue is being sold for only fifty cents, so if that’s true I’ll grab a copy!

Britney’s OK cover

Written by Sherry

Britney’s cover on OK! magazine may not be what she expected. She apparently had a huge meltdown during the photoshoot, including cleaning up her dog’s potty accident with a Chanel dress and later wiping greasy chicken fingerprints on a Gucci dress. She also refused to let the magazine’s hair and makeup team touch her, insisting on using someone she had brought along.

The magazine hits stands on Friday and allegedly talks about a “first hand emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad.”

I’ve heard that this particular issue is being sold for only fifty cents, so if that’s true I’ll grab a copy!

Lindsay Lohan goes to prison!

Written by Sherry

Okay, not really.

But this wax figure of her wearing a striped prison suit at Madame Tussauds Wax Museum in NYC is pretty damn funny anyway.

Britney shocker

Written by Sherry

Shocking news!

Britney Spears is still dressing in the dark. It’s the only possible explanation.

Penelope Cruz should give lessons

Written by Sherry

See now, here is a good example of what to wear while swimming.

You know, assuming you can look as smoking hot in a bikini as Penelope Cruz!

Maybe she can talk to Britney about appropriate swimwear?

Britney takes a swim

Written by Sherry

Poor Britney Spears. It must suck to not be able to afford a swimsuit.

That’s the only possible explanation, after all, for why she decided to strip down to her bra and panties so she could jump into the ocean for a quick swim in front of a ton of photographers. Er, right? Yes, of course.

On the other hand, considering how many times we all screamed, “Britney, BUY SOME UNDERWEAR!” I guess this is an improvement. It could have been far, far worse after all.

(Seriously, once upon a time I LOVED Britney, unapologetically listening to her music and singing along loudly and thinking she was just the cutest little thing. So because of that, I feel bad sometimes, all this picking on her that I do. But come on man, she practically writes this stuff FOR me with all her insanity lately.)

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