Britney in Playboy?

Written by Sherry

Last year, Brit turned Playboy down. I don’t know why, since she was offered a million bucks to show what she was flashing everywhere for free. And now, she’s apparently asking THEM if she can pose.

Dear God, why? Why, why, why? Have we not seen enough?! At least in that photo above, from Allure, is sexy without showing us (again) every last thing she’s got.

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Paris Hilton’s money dress

Written by Sherry

Look!

Paris Hilton got some of her spending money converted into gold coins, then had someone attach them to a mini dress! Then she hired an armed guard to make sure no one ripped the money off her body.

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What is with all the fedoras?

Written by Sherry

Why is it that fedoras are gaining such popularity again? Brad Pitt has a gazillion of them, Britney wears them to try to distract us from the memory that her hair is still growing back post-buzz cut, and even J-T is wearing them everywhere.

What is up with that?

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Britney, Britney

Written by Sherry

Ah, Britney Spears.

Every time I think I’m running out of poor fashion choices to mock, you show up and save the day. God bless you and the insanity which is your life. And clothing.

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MILF in the making

Written by Sherry

If I may break for a moment from all the catty entries about celebrities who have lost their mind AND sense of fashion, I would just like to say that getting knocked up is possibly the BEST thing that ever could have happened to Nicole Richie.

Pregnant ladies out there, you don’t have to wear those icky lace-trimmed, bow-laden, pink flowery maternity outfits that make you look like you’re trying to be a baby rather than just push one out of your nether regions. Nicole is proof that you can be pregnant and still look stylish.

I swear, I’ve never seen her look so good before.

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No bows!

Written by Sherry

In general, let’s be fair and honest – Beyonce looks gorgeous. The color works well on her and the style clings nicely.

But seriously, no one over the age of 16 should be wearing anything with a big ol’ bow on the front. Not even Beyonce.

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You are NOT gladiators!

Written by Sherry

What is with all of Hollywood suddenly wearing these atrocious gladiator sandals?! Drew’s aren’t that bad since she’s wearing them with pants. Mischa’s are actually really cute. But Mary-Kate? Those are the fugliest shoes I have seen in years!

Stop the madness!

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Rowr

Written by Sherry

Alicia Keys skins a wild cat and sews herself a dress!

(I’m really only mocking her in a light-hearted teasing sort of way. I love leopard print, I have no room to talk. I am, in fact, even using a leopard print mouse RIGHT NOW.)

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Kim Kardashian’s rear view

Written by Sherry

Some people are talking about the proportions of Kim Kardashian’s butt compared to the rest of her body, but frankly, I don’t care about her ass. I want to know why on earth she thought she should go out in an electric blue spandex-ish dress. Didn’t David Bowie wear something similar to this once upon an era?

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Hot mess?

Written by Sherry

Maxim named Lindsay Lohan “Hot Mess of the Year”. I don’t think it’s as much of a compliment as they intended it to be.

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