Winona Ryder’s furry skirt

Written by Sherry

I can cut WInona Ryder a bit of slack because she’s still one of my favorite actresses, and she’s always been eccentric in her styles.

But the furry skirt? Eccentric or not, that’s just… weird. Also, it leads to a desire to make inappropriate jokes like whether that’s really a furry skirt or whether she needs a wax.

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Is it a spider?

Written by Sherry

I wanted to write something witty and edgy about Kylie Minogue and her, uh, outfit. I’m not sure I can do it though because I keep laughing every time I look at it. Is she dressed as a spider? An alien? A futuristic S&M dominatrix?

The world may never know.

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Biker chic

Written by Sherry

Is Alicia Keys confused? She’s supposed to be on the red carpet for a special even honoring musicians but appparently she thought she was supposed to go on a bike ride, so she gloved up.

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Britney goes off to tan

Written by Sherry

Doesn’t Britney Spears have an assistant who can go and buy her some clothes that fit properly? This shirt could be nice if it didn’t look like it was all stretched and uneven.

It would also help if she put a bra on underneath. Also, I love Britney as a brunette, but if she’s buying extensions anyway, can’t she get some that don’t look all ratty?

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Ali’s just like me!

Written by Sherry

Aha! This may be a questionable fashion choice, but it’s one I get. I frickin’ HATE to iron. I throw anything wrinkled into the dryer to fluff it up or I hang it in the bathroom while I shower in the hopes that the steam will help. Generally, I can rid my clothes of wrinkles.

But Ali Larter found another solution – just wear a dress that looks like it’s a big wrinkly mess and call it STYLE. I’m totally trying that when I go out to run errands tomorrow.

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My retinas are burning

Written by Sherry

I always firmly believed that as beautiful as celebrities look in the traditional black or white formal wear, it’s nice when someone tries a splash of color to stand out. Emily Deschanel of Bones tried hard at a party in L.A.

However, you shouldn’t stand out by wearing two different shades of yellow that just don’t look right together at all. If the entire dress was either the color of the top section OR the color of the skirt, it would look more presentable, but as it is, it’s just not working. It kind of reminds me of bile.

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Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie Bradshaw

Written by Sherry

I only watched Sex and the City on occasion, but as much as I enjoyed it when I did catch it, I never understood the Carrie Bradshaw infatuation. She was apparently some sort of major New York fashion statement trend setter? Is that right?

Are you sure? Because if that starts a trend I’m moving somewhere else.

Do you suppose that Sarah Jessica Parker ever stood in her dressing room, crying because she had to wear something totally ridiculous and pretend she was looking hot?

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Ashley puts on some layers

Written by Sherry

I guess it must be cold in New York City or something. That’s the only possible explanation for why she’s walking around in a big furry sweater and a trench coat.

Except if it’s that cold, why is she wearing sandals?

Just eat a bit, Ashley. It will keep you warmer if you aren’t a walking skeleton.

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Black & White doesn’t always work

Written by Sherry

I can’t decide if Mariah Carey’s shoes are weird or just outright ugly.

Okay, no wait. Yes – they’re ugly.

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Victoria Beckham salutes you

Written by Sherry

Here’s something to ponder.

Why is Victoria Beckham dressed like a soldier? She’s flying out of LAX, not to war!

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