Britney the baby

Written by Sherry

Britney was photographed with her son’s pacifier in her mouth while she walked around shopping.

I love my kids, but sharing their pacifier? Uh, ew? And also, it just looks stupid. Brit, you have money. Buy one of those clip things for the pacifier and call it a day!

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It must be a faulty gene

Written by Sherry

Apparently questionable fashion sense runs in the Spears family.

I can’t figure out if she’s wearing a short dress or a long shirt, but it really doesn’t matter because the real question is, who came up with the ugly geometric design?!

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Bai Ling is still a crazy dresser

Written by Sherry

Every time I see Bai Ling I want to say something witty. But then I just get distracted by how much I’m shaking my head in disbelief and the words just won’t come.

Come on, can you blame me? What exactly can you say about this anyway? Personally, I’m too busy trying to fight off a seizure.

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Oh Paris, just say no!

Written by Sherry

I know Paris Hilton has made an entire career out of standing out in a crowd and wearing cutting edge styles just because she has all that money so why the hell not, right? But please, PLEASE tell me Paris skipped this ridiculous item.

Who in the hell designs a pair of boots that looks like bare legs wearing high heeled shoes? What is the point? If you want the heels, just wear heels! If it’s too cold, there are plenty of outrageously cute boots (WITH HEELS) that you can choose from. This is just idiotic. Plus, what if it doesn’t even come close to matching your skin tone – how much of a moron would you look like then?

If Paris is seen parading around in these clown boots I will possibly throw up in my mouth just a little.

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Paris is making me dizzy

Written by Sherry

If you’re really only famous for being rich and well dressed and on the list for all major parties, you should at least try hard to wear a dress and shoes that match. Instead, Paris has paired up two different zig zag patterns that cause vertigo when seen together.

My apologies for any stomach-lurching that this image may have caused.

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Paula Abdul channels her inner Janet Jackson

Written by Sherry

Paula Abdul looks like she was one sneeze away from pulling a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction with her dress choice. Luckily she had borrowed a gladiator shield to cover her breasts.

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Teri’s odd choice

Written by Sherry

What do you suppose Teri was going for with this look exactly? It’s kind of like a throwback to the days of saloon girls, except they wouldn’t have worn the ugly nylons.

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Amanda Peet wears it all

Written by Sherry

It’s hard to know where to start with this, really. The white shirt with the navy gauze… stuff. The trench coat. Maybe the freakin’ NAVY TIGHTS WITH BEIGE SHOES?! You can like different styles. Just don’t feel like you have to wear them all at once, you know?

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Jada PINKett Smith

Written by Sherry

For totally unknown reasons, Jada decided to put the Pink in Pinkett Smith. What was she thinking wearing a hot pink satin jacket and shorts combo?

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Justine Bateman recycles

Written by Sherry

Justine Bateman has been busy recycling since the days of Family Ties. She’s been turning old curtains and slipcovers from the 60s into caftan-esque dresses.

Very eco-friendly!

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