What happened to Eva?

Written by Sherry

How can Eva Longoria go from looking like a total goddess on Sunday at the Emmys to looking like this?

I mean yes, she’s still gorgeous, but Eva, honey. Bronze? A shiny bronze jumpsuit? Seriously?

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Wearing the evidence

Written by Sherry

Why is Sharon Stone still wearing the dress that she obviously wore while committing a grisly murder? At least that’s what it looks like. Not exactly what I’d bother looking out for on the streets. I don’t think it will catch on.

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Three for one

Written by Sherry

The Emmy Awards were, as always, a sea of beautiful women and handsome men. But there’s always a few people who make you wonder what they were smoking when they got dressed that day.

Paula looks like she’s wearing the upholstery that my late grandmother had on one of her lounge chairs. Vanessa appears to have gotten confused and got dressed for a rodeo pageant. Meanwhile, Tracey Gold may have actually sewn up her own version of a 20s flapper gown in the dark.

Nice work ladies.

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Waist up

Written by Sherry

From the waist up, Mary Louise Parker looked incredible. The strapless red dress combined with her dark hair was stunning.

From the waist down, it had an odd fit. I’ve seen her on Weeds before and I know she has a nice body so it’s not her, it’s just the dress. It’s almost like the designer got drunk halfway through making it.

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More beautiful than ever

Written by Sherry

Again, from the “setting a good example” files, Eva Longoria looked good coming AND going with her beautiful dress that showed a whole lot of sexy skin at the back.

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Katherine the Emmy goddess

Written by Sherry

Let’s forget all the slams for a moment because everyone in Hollywood could stand to learn something from this lady.

Katherine Heigl was a total hot goddess in her white Zac Posen gown paired with that bright red lipstick. She was looking awesome. She’s pulling a full revival of Old School Hollywood glamor.

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Why, Ellen?

Written by Sherry

Why on earth would Ellen Pompeo wear beautiful jewelry and a sexy strapless black gown only to turn around and do THAT to her hair? Is anyone reading this old enough to remember the pompadour? Because it wasn’t much of a good look on the MEN back in those days, let alone bringing it back now for the women!

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Mischa the Magi

Written by Sherry

What is going on in Mischa Barton’s closet? One day she looks amazing, then she walks around looking like this.

I’m not sure what look she’s going for, but here’s hoping it won’t start hitting the streets as the next new fad.

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Flashback to the 80s

Written by Sherry

I’ve heard that people who have crazy acid trips sometimes flash back to them even when they’re not stoned.

Clearly Courtney Love is having an acid flashback of her own, one that takes her back to the 80s with that loud eye shadow and scary clothes.

Just say no, Courtney!

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Yikes

Written by Sherry

Dear Adrian Brody,

Good for you for reclaiming the mullet. Never mind that the mullet looked ridiculous even when it was popular. Never mind that Billy Ray Cyrus made it even worse. Never mind that even hot hockey players look sort of idiotic with their “hockey hair” which is just a fancy term for mullet.

You just go ahead and stand proud of your crazy hair and don’t back down!

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