Hollywood should hire Kelly Ripa

Written by Sherry

Some of the fashion-confused celebrity girls of Hollywood should see if they can hire Kelly Ripa as a fashion consultant because she looks absolutely stunning in this Naeem Khan gown. She was attending the Angel Ball in New York City and she looked spectacular.

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Ready for prom

Written by Sherry

Ashanti is another celebrity who is apparently going back to high school to celebrate prom night. It’s the only possible reason for someone to wear a bubblegum pink gown with sparkles.

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Criminal dressing

Written by Sherry

Alicia Witt of Law & Order Criminal Intent should have the book thrown at her by the fashion police for being seen in public in this monstrosity. She was attending the screening party for The Kite Runner – that story is heart-wrenching enough without having to be saddened by such an ugly dress.

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A score of zero

Written by Sherry

Kylie Minogue was at the Music Industry Trust Awards in London recently, but her Dolce & Gabbana dress was so over the top that it looks like a figure skating outfit designed for crack whores on blades.

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Paula Abdul flashes back

Written by Sherry

Paula Abdul has blasted herself back to the 80s and 90s. I’m pretty sure I saw someone wearing this dress at my high school graduation and it wasn’t a good choice even back then, let alone now. Unless you’re starring in a movie from that era, there’s just no excuse for this monstrosity.

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Cocktail disaster

Written by Sherry

I can’t tell you how badly I wanted to dish out some scathing snark for Amy Adams with this dress but I can’t get out because every time I look at it I start laughing hysterically.

Look, even if it has the name Dolce & Gabana, it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s automatically a hit. Even your greatest designers have flops, and folks this is it. It’s a cocktail dress that was designed after one too many cocktails I think, it’s the only possible explanation for someone thinking, “A giant FLOWER BOW in the front would really make the whole thing POP!”

Sadly, I’m not sure what the explanation is for then choosing to wear it.

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Paris Hilton dresses as herself for Halloween

Written by Sherry

Parish Hilton dressed up as a scary waitress. I like the idea and the creepy blue eye is wicked, but I’m not sure why she thought a “scary” waitress requires thigh-highs and garter belts. You know, other than the fact that she’s Paris Hilton.

Also, the ass hanging out? Why? Britney hasn’t been flashing her va-jay-jay at anyone later so it’s ass cheek time?

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In mourning

Written by Sherry

Britney demonstrates her deep sense of loss over not having custody of her children by lighting a cigarette and donning an ill-fitting polka dot bikini to dance around.

Alrighty then.

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What do you think?

Written by Sherry

I can’t decide how I feel about this Mandy Moore dress. On the one hand, it’s very matronly and makes Mandy look older than she really is, when she’s still capable of pulling off funkier styles. On the other hand, she looks very classy and respectable which is more than you can say about a lot of other young celebrities these days. What do you think? Is it boring or awesome?

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Vanessa’s slipcover

Written by Sherry

I swear to God, one of my great-aunts, who was roughly 85 at the time, had a slipcover on her couch in this exact same color scheme and pattern. It was pretty dizzying on a couch. It’s really not much better as a dress on Vanessa Hudgens.

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