Oh, ARMANI

Written by Sherry

Look, if you design clothing for a living, surely you can make yourself a pair of swimming trunks so that the world doesn’t have to see you traipsing around in a Speedo.

And really, this isn’t necessarily a snark against Armani himself – I pretty much think that no one should be seen in a Speedo. There are some things the world just doesn’t need.

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White lace and black?

Written by Sherry

Nicky Hilton was seen wearing a short, white, lacy babydoll dress in Hollywood. She had the fashion sense to pair it with a matching white handbag, but unfortunately she also thought it would look good with shiny black tights. No, no, no.

Then again, maybe she’s wearing the black tights to show she’s in mourning for the loss of the majority of her expected inheritance (and you know, wah, cry me a river).

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Fergie looks good!

Written by Sherry

Usually if I post about Fergie here, it’s to mock her for her often terrible taste in clothing. That’s why I’m compelled to point out that here she actually looks really good. I love the boots, the skinny jeans, the shirt, and the scarf adds a nice stylish flair.

Way to go Fergie!

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Stylish Simpson

Written by Sherry

Unlike her sister’s questionable taste, Jessica Simpson looks positively adorable in her black outfit with a vivid red plaid wrap in lieu of a jacket. And LOVE those killer boots.

I think Jessica needs to call Ashlee and give her some emergency fashion tips pronto.

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Skanky Simpson

Written by Sherry

I’m not sure what look Ashlee Simpson was actually aiming for in this outfit, but if she was hoping to pull off the crackwhore cocktail waitress-meets hooker, she wins!

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Pick one trend

Written by Sherry

There’s nothing specifically awful about Ashley Tisdale’s outfit, it’s just that there’s way too much going on at once. The trendy top, the leggings, the jacket, the Chanel bag, the flip-flops…

Wait, flip-flops? Okay, so maybe there is something specifically awful after all.

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Over layered

Written by Sherry

Even I’m at the point where I hope that Britney starts dressing in decent clothes so I can stop featuring her here.

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OMG Hairy, love Gossip Girl

Written by Sherry

Someone needs to tell Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl that if you want to show off your abundance of chest hair, at least do it by leaving the top button or two undone and stop there. Displaying all your hair because your shirt is ill-fitting and randomly buttoned just makes you look like you don’t know how to dress yourself.

Gossip Girl would be all over mocking that one.

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All mixed up

Written by Sherry

Have you ever woken up one day and thought, “Gosh, what should I wear? I feel like wearing a cute t-shirt with little cap sleeves, but I also really wanted to wear something plaid. Oh, but wait! Sequins! I haven’t worn sequins in ages, that could work! I know! I’ll wear them all! With my skinny jeans! Everything goes with jeans right?!”

Ever thought that? Yeah, me neither. But apparently Carmen Electra had that very thought process.

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Uh wow

Written by Sherry

Dear Katherine Heigl,

The 80s called. They want their ginormous belt back.

The sad thing is it could be a really cute casual outfit if only she wasn’t wearing the belt.

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