Britney takes a swim

Written by Sherry Linebreak

Poor Britney Spears. It must suck to not be able to afford a swimsuit.

That’s the only possible explanation, after all, for why she decided to strip down to her bra and panties so she could jump into the ocean for a quick swim in front of a ton of photographers. Er, right? Yes, of course.

On the other hand, considering how many times we all screamed, “Britney, BUY SOME UNDERWEAR!” I guess this is an improvement. It could have been far, far worse after all.

(Seriously, once upon a time I LOVED Britney, unapologetically listening to her music and singing along loudly and thinking she was just the cutest little thing. So because of that, I feel bad sometimes, all this picking on her that I do. But come on man, she practically writes this stuff FOR me with all her insanity lately.)

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  1. Penelope Cruz should give lessons by Style Cowboy on July 20th, 2007 4:42 pm

    […] Maybe she can talk to Britney about appropriate swimwear? […]

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