More 80s flashback horror

Written by Sherry Linebreak

Natalie Portman is making me want to cry lately. She is ridiculously pretty and yet lately she’s always wearing crazy makeup that makes me weep or clothes that should go back to the 80s and stay there.

Take this t-shirt mini dress. I don’t care if it’s silk, that doesn’t make it automatically classy, it just makes it a silky bad dress. Honestly, the biggest problem with t-shirt dresses is, and always has been, the fact that the person wearing them always looks like she ran out of the house in a mad rush, completely forgetting to put on a pair of pants. Don’t people have nightmares about doing exactly that?