Old Spice Girls

Written by Sherry Linebreak

Ah, the much anticipated Spice Girls reunion tour. Well, I’m sure it’s much anticipated by uh, someone. Not me. But whatever.

So we have Skank Barbie aka Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, looking as plastic as always. Then we have Mel C/Sporty Spice who looks frickin’ awesome. Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice is all Little House on the Prairie and apparently making sure no one calls her Sexy Spice ever again. Emma/Baby Spice looks fantastic, and much better than she ever did in those stupid babydoll dresses and pacifiers, and Mel B/Scary Spice looks downright stunning.

Actually looking at the far left and far right of this picture, I once again confirm what I keep saying, that they called the wrong one Scary Spice because no one is as scary as Victoria.