Satin must be banned

Written by Sherry Linebreak

I think this photographic evidence perfectly explains why no woman should ever buy a satin dress ever, and that satin should, in fact, be banned altogether immediately.

Because honestly, if you can take someone with a body as divine as Beyonce’s body and put it inside the satin bastard child of a prom dress and bridesmaid dress and have her look this bad then we can all rest assured that satin is not a material that will ever be flattering to any human on the planet.