Kate Hudson attacked by dress

Written by Sherry

Kate Hudson looks cute as always and it looks as though her dress was nice enough. However, the lesson learned here is that when it’s really windy out, you should avoid dresses with a large ruffle on the shoulder because you may end up being attacked by your own clothing.

Britney needs a bra

Written by Sherry

My god, would someone PLEASE buy this woman a bra? Perhaps a non-sheer shirt to go with it? Because I am so damn tired of Britney’s not-so-private-anymore private parts. Through countless fund raisers, people have raised millions of dollars for charitable organizations, surely we can all pitch in a few pennies each to cover this damn girl up.

Rumer Willis at Verizon

Written by Sherry

Rumer Willis was at the Verizon launch of the new Blackberry Pearl Smartphone. And I have to ask:

Rumer! Why?! Why the hat? For the first time in ages I was thinking, “hey, I like Rumer’s outfit!” And then I saw the fuzzy disc on your head and all was ruined.

Katherine, pros and cons

Written by Sherry

Katherine Heigl is a pro and con whie attending her new husband’s birthday celebration. From the neck up, she looks absolutely gorgeous. Her makeup and her hair? Nice!

From the neck down, that dress is just weird and kind of early 1990’s. And also shapeless. She should be careful, all of Hollywood is buzzing over whether Angelina Jolie is pregnant based on her loose dress. With Katherine wearing such a shapeless dress, she’ll be the next rumor.

Carmen Electra

Written by Sherry

Could someone please explain to me why Carmen Electra is walking around, promoting her new movie (the terrible-looking Meet the Spartans in a giant, puffy, manly looking coat?

Eva Longoria is glowing

Written by Sherry

Eva Longoria is a beautiful woman anyway, but at the premiere of Over Her Dead Body she was even prettier than usual. She was positively glowing and I love her choice of dress. It seems a lot of premieres end up with the star of the movie either being too casually under-dressed or too over-the-top glammed out but Eva picked the perfect look. She should give out pointers!

Dammit, Paris looks good

Written by Sherry

It pains me to admit this, because I think Paris Hilton is possibly the most useless “celebrity” out there. But I’ll be honest.

Paris Hilton looks damn CUTE.

Not everyone can get away with wearing a dress that short, but she has enough sass to pull it off. And I really like the polka dots.

I also confess to loving her hair, but I have to draw the line somewhere because there is no way I will allow myself to utter the words “give me the Paris Hilton cut” when I see my hairdresser.

Paris Hilton’s Cheap Look

Written by Sherry

You know, you’d think that if Paris Hilton was going to go around telling everyone whether they’re hot or not, that they wouldn’t be wearing a track suit and a pair of white plastic sunglasses that look like they came from the Dollar Store.

Britney has issues?

Written by Sherry

Sam Lufti himself has said that Britney suffers from mental issues. Well, yes. And she also suffers from an inability to pick out clothing that doesn’t make her look like an idiot.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Flop Couture

Written by Sherry

I know, Sarah Jessica Parker is filming for the Sex and the City movie (is it just me or is that taking FOREVER to film?), so it’s not like this is part of her personal wardrobe. I also know that it’s supposed to be haute couture and haute couture is always something no one would ever actually wear in real life.

None of that changes the fact that it’s frickin’ ugly as hell.

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