Lucy Liu loses her arms

Written by Sherry

I think Lucy Liu has some arms attached to her body, but I’m not 100% sure because I’m distracted by the enormous and ridiculous bubble gum pink sleeves. She wore this Valentino design at his show in Paris.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Clay bleaches his hair

Written by Sherry

I’m not entirely sure why Clay Aiken thought that bleaching his hair blond would be a good look for him. I remember when he was on American Idol I thought he was really cute. Now? Not so much.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Diane Lane in Shiny Green

Written by Sherry

Kermit wasn’t kidding when he said it wasn’t easy being green. The dress itself isn’t all bad. She has a great body for that fit, and the color is actually really nice, and it’s always great to see people in Hollywood wearing something other than the standard black, white, or red on the red carpet. It’s the shine. Pretty much any dress that is that shiny just brings high school prom to mind, and that’s just never a good thing.

Popularity: 1% [?]

Amy Winehouse is back to black

Written by Sherry

Since the video footage was released with Amy Winehouse smoking crack and stumbling around her home while babbling incoherently, she has ditched the washed-out peroxide ‘do and gone back to black with her trademark dark beehive. While her people are still denying she’s in rehab, that’s the general word, and I sure hope so. She has so much talent that I’d hate to see it go to waste.

And in the meantime, thank GOD she’s back to the beehive!

Popularity: 5% [?]

Eva – put the makeup down

Written by Sherry

Eva Longoria may be a beautiful woman, but she’s getting a bit heavy-handed with the make-up.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Britney … again

Written by Sherry

MY EYES!

I can’t decide which fills me with the most horror – Britney’s hair or that off-the-shoulder shirt that’s about to fall off. And frankly, we’ve all seen enough of Brit’s body what with the whole underwear being optional phase, so please, no shirts falling off.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Lose the hat

Written by Sherry

Dear Mischa,

I just wrote yesterday that at the very least, no matter what travesty you are wearing, at least you have great hair.

Please don’t distract from your beautiful hair by wearing a very dorky hat.

Thanks.

Popularity: 2% [?]

Charlize Theron at Sundance

Written by Sherry

Charlize Theron is ridiculously beautiful so she has a bit of an unfair advantage, but she could still offer up some handy tips to other celebrities on how to stay warm enough to brave the Sundance Film Festival while still looking amazing. You don’t need to sacrifice style for comfort and she’s proof.

Popularity: 1% [?]

Paris Hilton looks like a frickin’ idiot

Written by Sherry

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. And in this case, the words are all expletives.

She may be rich, but clearly money can’t always save you from looking like an idiot.

Popularity: 1% [?]

Ellen needs a mirror

Written by Sherry

While I applaud Ellen Pompeo for escaping the scrubs of Grey’s Anatomy and getting all Armani Prive on your ass at Paris Fashion Week, one has to wonder if she has a full-length mirror. Maybe she was only able to check on her hair and face, because that would explain why she would voluntarily wear a dress that does that kind of unbelievable distortion to her upper body. They’re breasts, not sausages!

Popularity: 1% [?]

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