Demi, Rumer, and Ashton – where to start?

Written by Sherry

There are so many things to ponder in this photo. Why is Ashton Kutcher wearing a white suit? Unless he’s auditioning for a part in a Miami Vice re-make (and please, let us have none of that, one re-make was bad enough), he just should not be in a white suit. At least he’s got the fedora going for him. An embarrassing confession is that I find Ashton ridiculously hot. The fedora only adds to that.

Then Demi. The dress looks like it might be nice, but it’s partially obscured by a fluffy fur coat and you just know that PETA will be all over that.

And Rumer. She tried, I can tell she did, but that dress? It is hideous.

I think overall, this would be a much better photo if Demi and Rumer were not in it at all and Ashton was wearing jeans, no shirt, and that fedora. Yes?

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Amy Winehouse – too much with the clashing!

Written by Sherry

Positive things first – I love Amy Winehouse’s tartan top. No, that wasn’t emphatic enough. I LOVE her tartan top. I would love very much to own one myself. And the leopard print skirt is not bad. I am actually a bit of a fan of animal print clothing in moderation – no head to toe animal prints, but a short skirt is definitely good.

But really. Tartan AND leopard print in the same outfit? My EYES! One or the other, sweetheart, not both at once.

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Sophia Bush glows in orange

Written by Sherry

Although I’m not crazy about the actual design of the dress, Sophia Bush looks absolutely radiant in this vivid orange dress. I know much of Hollywood likes to stick to black, red, or white, but it’s always nice to see someone step out in a bit of a bright color to shake things up.

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Oh good lord Brit, buy some underwear!

Written by Sherry

Oh look, here’s something new! Britney Spears is flashing everyone again, and she left her panties at home. Thanks for that!

I almost hope it’s intentional when she flashes her coochie at all of us, because I’d hate to think there’s a grown woman stupid enough to not know how to get in and out of a car while wearing a short skirt. Many people do it all the time without letting the rest of the world know whether they shave or wax.

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Kate Hudson has 80s dance fever

Written by Sherry

Rumor has it that Kate Hudson is pregnant (it must be something in that Hollywood water). No confirmation yet, but dear god I hope she is because it’s the only thing I would accept as an excuse for having her dress like a stand-in for a “Flashdance” remake. I know, I know, she was actually coming from a dance class, but seriously, this is just sad if it’s not meant to hide a pregnant belly.

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Katherine Heigl suddenly went old

Written by Sherry

Tonight the part of Katherine Heigl will be played by an elderly woman in an elderly woman tapestry coat.

Maybe all the red carpets and fashion week events have made Katherine a bit old before her time?

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Will Ferrell borrows Dad’s clothes

Written by Sherry

I know Will Ferrell is a funny guy and all. I mean, I guess you can expect anything who can dress up like an elf and pull it off. But poor Will looks like a little boy who tried to dress up like a big man in Daddy’s suit. I hope he doesn’t get grounded for going outside to play in it.

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Nicole Kidman goes sheer

Written by Sherry

While I’m all for pregnant women having the guts to keep on being sexy, Nicole Kidman made a mistaken fashion judgment when she chose a sheer black dress. It had the potential to be sexy, but instead it’s just really unattractive and the feathery shoulders are ridiculous on top of it all.

Let’s hope her next premiere dress will be better selected.

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Katie Holmes is bony under her dress

Written by Sherry

This sort of material is just a really bad idea. It always clings in all the wrong places, showing off what you don’t really want seen. In the case of Katie Holmes, this dress shows us that underneath her cute bob and mom status, she’s turning into a bony skeleton. This material sticks to every single jutting-out bone.

Ick.

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Lindasy should keep her clothes off

Written by Sherry

I don’t know. I didn’t think she really pulled off the whole Marilyn Monroe look in her recent photoshoot, but I’m at a point where I’m thinking Lindsay Lohan definitely looks better naked because lately her clothing choices have been so atrocious, such as this THING she wore to the Italia: Film, Fashion and Art Festival in L.A., that I wish she would just strip.

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