Ashlee Simpson isn’t impressing anyone

Written by Sherry

I had to share this. While I don’t love Ashlee Simpson’s grey strapless dress, I don’t hate it either. I’m ambivalent about it. In fact, I probably could not care any less about it, which is more or less how I feel about her in general.

But clearly the two men behind her have very strong feelings about what she’s wearing. Check out the look of disgust and horror on each of them. Obviously they are totally appalled by what she’s wearing. Either that or she split the seam down the back and her ass is hanging out.

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Kylie Minogue has a hidden phrase in her dress

Written by Sherry

You know those old comic strip games where you had to try to read the word hidden among mulitcolored dots? That’s what Kylie Mingue’s dress is, it’s a bunch of tiny multicolored dots and there’s a phrase hidden on it. And that phrase is, “this dress is hideous.”

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Lauren Conrad’s own high waisted skirt

Written by Sherry

While Lauren Conrad’s outfit – from her own collection, naturally – is fundamentally cute, the big problem with that high waist on the skirt is that it kind of makes her look like a cocktail waitress which isn’t really the look people frequently go for when they go out.

The other thing is that while I know her collection just debuted recently and she’s therefore trying to show it off as much as possible, I hope that eventually she is going to be seen in something other than her own line of clothes.

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Victoria Beckham’s wax figure still can’t dress

Written by Sherry

What do you know? Even when Victoria Beckham is a wax statue, she still can’t dress for shit. If you dressed the wax Posh and the real one in the same outfit and stood them side by side, you’d probably never be able to tell them apart. In fact for all I know this IS the real Victoria.

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Gwen Stefani wears an old slipcover

Written by Sherry

It is SUCH a bitch trying to find decent maternity clothes. Ask Gwen Stefani. She knows. So frustrated with not being able to wear her normal edgy style of clothing on her pregnant body, she turns desperate and yanks an old slip cover off the couch and wraps it around herself in an imitation of a dress.

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Paris Hilton’s got a decent dress on

Written by Sherry

I have to admit, although her belly dancing skills are non-existent, at least Paris Hilton looked pretty in her dress. I can’t believe I like what she’s wearing. I may have to go bleach my brain immediately after I hit “post”.

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Pamela Anderson must be shopping for a new man

Written by Sherry

Because she couldn’t remember how to keep her legs closed when she’s wearing a skirt.

Way to class it up at the Lakers’ game!

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Jessica Simpson nearly flashed us all

Written by Sherry

Why is it that no one in Hollywood seems to know how to get in and out of a vehicle while wearing a skirt? You keep your knees together, you raise your feet just enough to get them out, and you swivel your body around, then stand up. It’s not rocket science.

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Another weird Victoria Beckham dress

Written by Sherry

I think the only thing I like about Victoria Beckham’s outfit is the Christian Louboutin shoes. Other than that, the dress is just weird. The handbag is kind of cool but I think I’d pick something other than lilac.

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Clearly Britney Spears is feeling better

Written by Sherry

Here’s a sign that Britney’s back to feeling a bit like her old self – she’s wearing a little mini dress with her cowboy boots. Yee-haw. But you know, even though I don’t think it’s the best look ever, it’s just nice to see her wearing something that looks clean and knowing that she’s not on a crazy-person bender.

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