Renee Zellweger - I think

Written by Sherry

What the hell happened to Renee Zellweger?! Aside from the fact that she must have fired her hairdresser and is now styling her own hair (and badly), she just looks… weird. I can’t place my finger on it but there’s something off about her all of a sudden. I think she may have overdosed on Botox - and it froze her face in Cranky Mode.

Katherine Heigl’s Coat of Many Colors

Written by Sherry

Katherine Heigl is wearing what is possibly the loudest and ugliest coat I have ever seen. Even Liberace wouldn’t have worn something this bad. It looks like every bad fashion trend of the 70s merged into one hideous coat.

Kelly Rowland’s Acid Dress

Written by Sherry

I’ve never done acid. I have a spider phobia and was convinced that taking acid would mean I would end up on a nine-hour bad trip, thinking that hairy spiders were chasing me, so I refrained.

That said, from what I’ve heard from people who have taken it, apparently you can sometimes see visual effects that look exactly like Kelly Rowland’s dress. Maybe Cavalli was on something mind-altering when he decided that having a kaleidoscope barf all over a bit of fabric would make great style.

I think nine hours of spiders would be LESS scary than this dress.

Lindsay Lohan’s Horrible Rocker Look

Written by Sherry

Did you hear that Motley Crue is getting back together? Yeah, they’re going on a world reunion tour and everything. The twist is that they’ve kicked out Vince Neil, because seriously, have you SEEN him lately? Instead they’re getting Lindsay Lohan to take over the lead.

After all, that’s the only possible explanation for why she’s dressed like a metal band reject.

Mena Suvari’s Butt Floss Bikini

Written by Sherry

I don’t care for thong bikinis. Thongs as underwear, yes. They’re uncomfortable but they’re great if you want to avoid granny panty lines. But thong bikinis with the public butt flossing, just no.

On the other hand, at least it’s not so bad if the person wearing it has a nice ass like Mena Suvari.

Mariah Carey - Will she ever change?

Written by Sherry

I know that once you’ve found the style you like it’s common to generally stick to that, but Mariah Carey has never strayed from her signature look even a little. Since the 90s she’s been wearing things that are low-cut, skin-tight, or super-short. It’s getting old. Can’t she change it up just a little? I would love to see her wear something loose and plain, just once.

And you thought Amy Winehouse had enormous hair

Written by Sherry

Amy Winehouse has limp, flat hair even with that beehive - at least when you compare it to her friend Jodie Harsh, a DJ and party planner. She must have helped plan this party where the duo served tea to the paparazzi who were busy staking out Amy’s house.

What are they doing to Shopaholic?!

Written by Sherry

Have you read Confessions of a Shopaholic? In the book, the character has an uncontrollable need to shop, but she buys NICE stuff, high end, expensive clothing.

So why in god’s name is Isla Fisher dressed like this while she’s filming the movie? What the hell are they doing to this character?!

What in the hell is this?

Written by Sherry

January Jones is wearing a total monstrosity. I don’t even know what to say about it, really. I think I may have thrown up in my mouth a little when I saw it.

Mischa Barton goes platinum

Written by Sherry

Okay, I have to say it: Mischa Barton looks gorgeous. I would have expected platinum blond hair to be too harsh for her but it’s not, and her black dress is killer. Love it!

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