Clearly Britney Spears is feeling better

Here’s a sign that Britney’s back to feeling a bit like her old self – she’s wearing a little mini dress with her cowboy boots. Yee-haw. But you know, even though I don’t think it’s the best look ever, it’s just nice to see her wearing something that looks clean and knowing that she’s not on a crazy-person bender.

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Oh good lord Brit, buy some underwear!

Oh look, here’s something new! Britney Spears is flashing everyone again, and she left her panties at home. Thanks for that!

I almost hope it’s intentional when she flashes her coochie at all of us, because I’d hate to think there’s a grown woman stupid enough to not know how to get in and out of a car while wearing a short skirt. Many people do it all the time without letting the rest of the world know whether they shave or wax.

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Britney Spears is still flashing everyone

Everyone in Hollywood seems to be checking into rehab lately for an addiction to alcohol, drugs, or both. Can they make a rehab for people who are addicted to showing us their underwear? Because Britney Spears could be the first one to check in.

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Britney needs a bra

My god, would someone PLEASE buy this woman a bra? Perhaps a non-sheer shirt to go with it? Because I am so damn tired of Britney’s not-so-private-anymore private parts. Through countless fund raisers, people have raised millions of dollars for charitable organizations, surely we can all pitch in a few pennies each to cover this damn girl up.

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Britney has issues?

Sam Lufti himself has said that Britney suffers from mental issues. Well, yes. And she also suffers from an inability to pick out clothing that doesn’t make her look like an idiot.

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Britney … again

MY EYES!

I can’t decide which fills me with the most horror – Britney’s hair or that off-the-shoulder shirt that’s about to fall off. And frankly, we’ve all seen enough of Brit’s body what with the whole underwear being optional phase, so please, no shirts falling off.

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Britney looks great!

Britney Spears was seen at 2 am looking as fabulous as always (*cough*choke*ha*).

Nice men’s shirt that doesn’t fit her, a tie, fishnets with holes in them, the works. Classy!

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Britney’s ultimate fashion faux pas

Britney Spears is a regular here on Style Cowboy because she makes some hideous “fashion” choices. However, I think this qualifies as the most hilarious fashion mistake she’s ever made. Who goes on a date to go car shopping with her married paparazzi boyfriend while wearing the wedding dress she wore to marry Kevin Federline in Las Vegas?

Only in Britney-land.

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Britney’s shirt nearly falls off

While Britney was driving around on her flat tire before abandoning the car altogether in the middle of the damn street, she was precariously close to losing her shirt entirely. You know, Mischa Barton screwed up and has since been seen in photo ops dressed in a way that makes her look demure and innocent. Britney, well, apparently she prefers to nearly have a wardrobe malfunction to carry on with looking completely nuts.

Like we haven’t seen her flash herself at us enough.

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Britney’s post-lockdown look

I’m so glad to see that Britney looks so refreshed, clean, and pulled together after her hospitalization. Oh, wait, no.

Honestly, all jokes aside, they’re going to find this woman dead somewhere if someone doesn’t step in and bloody well force her to stop what she’s doing to herself.

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