Britney in dull grey

Written by Sherry

Britney shouldn’t be wearing this dull, drab grey because it does nothing to take away from her sallowed appearance. Perhaps she’s just pre-Starbucks, but the color is just killing her.

Also, is that a cross or a sword on her necklace? Because I honestly can’t tell which is funnier, the sword for tackiness or the cross for sheer irony.

Britney looks composed

Written by Sherry

Britney,

Your scary-ass clothing is bad enough. You don’t need to make weird faces at the camera to make it worse. Please stop.

Thanks.

Love,
The entire freakin’ world.

Over layered

Written by Sherry

Even I’m at the point where I hope that Britney starts dressing in decent clothes so I can stop featuring her here.

Britney dresses up

Written by Sherry

Apparently this is how Britney Spears dresses up when she wants to look normal.

Brit? It’s not working. But I’ll cut you some slack because I know you were in shock over becoming an aunt to your 16-year-old sister’s baby.

Britney, Britney

Written by Sherry

It’s gotten to the point where she doesn’t even try anymore, you know?

Britney’s Jacko Look

Written by Sherry

Dear Britney Spears,

Why do you make my job so easy? Thank you for dressing like Michael Jackson at the start of his Wacko Jacko days.

Sincerely,
Sherry

Britney’s hair horror

Written by Sherry

So I’m guessing that Britney has pretty much given up on giving a crap as to what her hair looks like ever, right?

I mean the bun could maybe be kind of cute in a carefree way if it wasn’t for the fact that it all looks like straw. But the hairband PLUS a quasi-bun is just sad.

Red and white don’t work together

Written by Sherry

Red and white look great on, say the Canadian flag. Not so much when it’s a red bra under a sheer white shirt.

But you know, it’s Britney. Do we expect any less? Maybe we should just be grateful that she bothered to wear a bra at all.

I see the similarity!

Written by Sherry

I’ve finally figured out what’s happening to Britney Spears lately.

She’s losing her own identity and morphing into Courtney Love after a bad drug bender. Seriously, I can see it now.

Either that or she’s just tired. It must be hard to step out looking reasonably pulled together when you’re busy not raising your kids and leaving them with your court appointed monitor so you can go buy a chandelier. What? It’s HARD to look pretty after all that, y’all!

In mourning

Written by Sherry

Britney demonstrates her deep sense of loss over not having custody of her children by lighting a cigarette and donning an ill-fitting polka dot bikini to dance around.

Alrighty then.

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