It’s crawling up your legs!

Written by Sherry

When I look at Cameron Diaz here, I can’t help but wonder something.

When she pulled a white sheet off her bed at the last minute to attend an event, how did she not notice the giant yellow crabs crawling up her body?

Oversized to the extreme

Written by Sherry

I confess that I have a bag that my husband hates. It’s a messenger style bag and I’ve used it as a purse when I’ve needed to carry a lot of things. It’s perfect for your wallet, digital camera, a couple of diapers for your baby and an extra sweater for your pre-schooler. I’ve also recently found out that it’s a great fit for my laptop if I ever need to take it somewhere. He thinks it’s too big. I love it.

Yet even I can not condone a bag as ginormous as Cameron Diaz’s Chanel denim bag. It’s ridiculous (and not just because it costs $1395!). It looks like it’s big enough to require a long handle and some wheels. What on EARTH could she need to carry with her that would require that much space?! Especially since she’s carrying another purse on her shoulder!

Careful getting in and out of taxis

Written by Sherry

I would be totally LYING if I said that Cameron Diaz didn’t look good in this micro mini. Come on, it’s Cameron Diaz! She looks good in anything.

But I do hope she’s careful because one wrong move getting out of a cab and she’ll end up doing a Britney-esque flash and I really don’t want to know if Cam wears undies or lets her coochie fly free.