More of Rachael Ray than I ever wanted to see

Written by Sherry

This dress shows me more of Rachael Ray’s boobs than I had ever hoped to see, but that aside? It’s still a scary dress. The way it hangs sort of gives the impression that she sewed it herself from a small tablecloth ten minutes before leaving the house.

I thought she was only annoying when she opened her mouth to talk but apparently she can still do it, even in still pictures.

Eva Longoria - Brown is not necessarily the new black

Written by Sherry

Brown is a great color and it can be a nice change from everyone wearing black all the time. The thing is, though, head to toe black can look really classy and artsy. Head to toe brown just sort of makes you look like you went rolling in the mud. Or something else brown.

Seriously though, the real problem with this much brown is that it just kind of all melts together and becomes almost unnoticeable altogether.

Kate Winslet in some really bad shorts

Written by Sherry

I can not tell you how relieved I am to know that Kate Winslet is only dressed like this because it’s for a role she’s currently filming. Good to know because I would be very worried if Kate had personally chosen to wear these really bad, high-waisted, plaid shorts. All she needs is a senior’s discount and a set of golf clubs.

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like an old lady

Written by Sherry

Let’s forget the big boot on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s foot. That’s there for a good reason - she sprained her ankle while filming a scene for Ghost Whisperer so it just can’t be helped.

But what is going on with that dress? While the color is pretty in a Spring-fresh way, the style is so old-fashioned. If it was just a touch longer she could be playing the school marm on a Little House on the Prairie type of show. Alas, it’s not for a role, she actually chose to wear that.

Katherine Heigl’s Coat of Many Colors

Written by Sherry

Katherine Heigl is wearing what is possibly the loudest and ugliest coat I have ever seen. Even Liberace wouldn’t have worn something this bad. It looks like every bad fashion trend of the 70s merged into one hideous coat.

Kelly Rowland’s Acid Dress

Written by Sherry

I’ve never done acid. I have a spider phobia and was convinced that taking acid would mean I would end up on a nine-hour bad trip, thinking that hairy spiders were chasing me, so I refrained.

That said, from what I’ve heard from people who have taken it, apparently you can sometimes see visual effects that look exactly like Kelly Rowland’s dress. Maybe Cavalli was on something mind-altering when he decided that having a kaleidoscope barf all over a bit of fabric would make great style.

I think nine hours of spiders would be LESS scary than this dress.

Lindsay Lohan’s Horrible Rocker Look

Written by Sherry

Did you hear that Motley Crue is getting back together? Yeah, they’re going on a world reunion tour and everything. The twist is that they’ve kicked out Vince Neil, because seriously, have you SEEN him lately? Instead they’re getting Lindsay Lohan to take over the lead.

After all, that’s the only possible explanation for why she’s dressed like a metal band reject.

Mariah Carey - Will she ever change?

Written by Sherry

I know that once you’ve found the style you like it’s common to generally stick to that, but Mariah Carey has never strayed from her signature look even a little. Since the 90s she’s been wearing things that are low-cut, skin-tight, or super-short. It’s getting old. Can’t she change it up just a little? I would love to see her wear something loose and plain, just once.

What are they doing to Shopaholic?!

Written by Sherry

Have you read Confessions of a Shopaholic? In the book, the character has an uncontrollable need to shop, but she buys NICE stuff, high end, expensive clothing.

So why in god’s name is Isla Fisher dressed like this while she’s filming the movie? What the hell are they doing to this character?!

What in the hell is this?

Written by Sherry

January Jones is wearing a total monstrosity. I don’t even know what to say about it, really. I think I may have thrown up in my mouth a little when I saw it.

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