Kylie Minogue has a hidden phrase in her dress

Written by Sherry

You know those old comic strip games where you had to try to read the word hidden among mulitcolored dots? That’s what Kylie Mingue’s dress is, it’s a bunch of tiny multicolored dots and there’s a phrase hidden on it. And that phrase is, “this dress is hideous.”

Victoria Beckham’s wax figure still can’t dress

Written by Sherry

What do you know? Even when Victoria Beckham is a wax statue, she still can’t dress for shit. If you dressed the wax Posh and the real one in the same outfit and stood them side by side, you’d probably never be able to tell them apart. In fact for all I know this IS the real Victoria.

Gwen Stefani wears an old slipcover

Written by Sherry

It is SUCH a bitch trying to find decent maternity clothes. Ask Gwen Stefani. She knows. So frustrated with not being able to wear her normal edgy style of clothing on her pregnant body, she turns desperate and yanks an old slip cover off the couch and wraps it around herself in an imitation of a dress.

Demi Moore’s Garish Green Dress

Written by Sherry

I know Demi Moore is no spring chicken, but she’s gone to such efforts to make herself look youthful and pretty. So why is she wearing this green monstrosity that reminds me so much of some of the dresses my grandmother had in her cupboard, the kind she would wear to a fancy brunch or anniversary party?

Demi, if you’re going to go for looking young, don’t dress like the elderly!

Miley Cyrus - it’s not easy being green

Written by Sherry

I don’t know why I’m not digging this look for Miley Cyrus. There’s nothing wrong with the outfit that I can really put a finger on but it’s just not working. Too casual? Too green? Too cheesy with the damn peace sign again? I don’t know.

What do you think?

Eva Mendes goes back in time

Written by Sherry

What’s up with Eva Mendes and these baby doll dresses? How old is she, five? I mean, yes, she has great legs, show them off, but there are all kinds of ways to do that without a baby doll dress. No matter how many times people bring them back in style, they still don’t look any better than they did the last time around.

Paris takes bad style to South Africa

Written by Sherry

PAris Hilton is in South Africa with her boyfriend du jour, and it looks like she’s attempting to spread horrible style everywhere she can.

I can’t decide which is worse, the trucker hat on the left or the ugly shirt on the right.

Angie Harmon wearing an enormous skirt

Written by Sherry

Good Lord. You could fit a whole other person into that skirt. What does this mean for fashion? Should we start keeping a lookout for a return of the hoop skirt?

Rashida Jones is going to prom

Written by Sherry

And she waited too long to go shopping so she got stuck with the ugliest prom dress available.

Helena Frumpy Carter makes me smile

Written by Sherry

It’s hard to imagine that Helena Bonham Carter modeled once upon a time. She’s now the queen of frump. But you know, it makes me smile because she always has shades of crazy Bellatrix Lestrange when you see her.

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