OMG Hairy, love Gossip Girl

Written by Sherry

Someone needs to tell Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl that if you want to show off your abundance of chest hair, at least do it by leaving the top button or two undone and stop there. Displaying all your hair because your shirt is ill-fitting and randomly buttoned just makes you look like you don’t know how to dress yourself.

Gossip Girl would be all over mocking that one.

Britney’s hair horror

Written by Sherry

So I’m guessing that Britney has pretty much given up on giving a crap as to what her hair looks like ever, right?

I mean the bun could maybe be kind of cute in a carefree way if it wasn’t for the fact that it all looks like straw. But the hairband PLUS a quasi-bun is just sad.

Madonna has a dead animal on her head

Written by Sherry

Poor Madonna. She’s been busy these days and apparently she hasn’t been able to spare even a moment for washing or brushing her hair.

Either that or she’s been spending time hiking and a small woodland creature climbed onto her head, turned her hair into a nest, and died. Alas.

Not flattering

Written by Sherry

Jennifer Connelly looks really weird in this dress. It looks like it doesn’t quite fit properly, like it was pinned or something right after she put it on. And the hair. No, no, no. But if you are going to pull your hair back that severely, at least invest in some powder to avoid Shiny Forehead Syndrome.

Britney goes off to tan

Written by Sherry

Doesn’t Britney Spears have an assistant who can go and buy her some clothes that fit properly? This shirt could be nice if it didn’t look like it was all stretched and uneven.

It would also help if she put a bra on underneath. Also, I love Britney as a brunette, but if she’s buying extensions anyway, can’t she get some that don’t look all ratty?

Why, Ellen?

Written by Sherry

Why on earth would Ellen Pompeo wear beautiful jewelry and a sexy strapless black gown only to turn around and do THAT to her hair? Is anyone reading this old enough to remember the pompadour? Because it wasn’t much of a good look on the MEN back in those days, let alone bringing it back now for the women!

Yikes

Written by Sherry

Dear Adrian Brody,

Good for you for reclaiming the mullet. Never mind that the mullet looked ridiculous even when it was popular. Never mind that Billy Ray Cyrus made it even worse. Never mind that even hot hockey players look sort of idiotic with their “hockey hair” which is just a fancy term for mullet.

You just go ahead and stand proud of your crazy hair and don’t back down!

The dye’s not working

Written by Sherry

I’m with Deb on this one. Nelly Furtado and the blond hair just don’t work for me. Nelly is an absolutely beautiful woman, but she looks much better with her brown hair. I hope this is short lived. I sort of feel like my mom did when I came home with black hair.

Who dumped Clorox on Britney’s extensions?

Written by Sherry

See here’s the thing. When you shave all your hair off and you have so little hair that you’ve taken to wearing extensions, why in the name of all that is holy would you choose to wear bleached blond extensions that do not match your dark roots? Is the dark roots suddenly in style again to the point that people are going to start going out of their way to get them?

Drew goes 80s

Written by Sherry

Is it some new thing with the universe that all my favorite normally-cute-and-stylish celebrities have completely lost their minds?

Like, for instance, why did Drew Barrymore wake up that day and decide she was going to hit Jet Nightclub in Vegas wearing an 80s metallic dress with shiny black (patent leather maybe?) gloves and a white purse? I can’t even talk about the hair and makeup.

I’m sure that if I still had any of my magazines from the 80s, I could find a Cover Girl ad that has that exact same hair and makeup. And I don’t mean that in a good way.

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