Ashlee Simpson isn’t impressing anyone

Written by Sherry

I had to share this. While I don’t love Ashlee Simpson’s grey strapless dress, I don’t hate it either. I’m ambivalent about it. In fact, I probably could not care any less about it, which is more or less how I feel about her in general.

But clearly the two men behind her have very strong feelings about what she’s wearing. Check out the look of disgust and horror on each of them. Obviously they are totally appalled by what she’s wearing. Either that or she split the seam down the back and her ass is hanging out.

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Victoria Beckham’s wax figure still can’t dress

Written by Sherry

What do you know? Even when Victoria Beckham is a wax statue, she still can’t dress for shit. If you dressed the wax Posh and the real one in the same outfit and stood them side by side, you’d probably never be able to tell them apart. In fact for all I know this IS the real Victoria.

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Hello Mischa, the 80s want their crap back

Written by Sherry

Holy Hell Mischa Barton! Is she taking some bad hallucinogenic drugs? Did she wake up one day and think it was 1987? I want to write a very long post about how incredibly awful, horrible, hideous, [insert bad word of your choice here] this whole outfit is but I can no longer see my screen because I am laughing so hard that I’ve started to cry.

The only thing that can possibly make this funnier is when I tell you that no, this is not for a movie role. This is what she wore to a party. In Paris. For FASHION WEEK. Ha!

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Kate Beckinsale would like a good tip

Written by Sherry

Why is Kate Beckinsale dressed like a bad Vegas cocktail waitress? Instead of being an actress, she looks like she should be asking you if you’d like cigars or cigarettes. Be sure to tip her well so she can buy a new pair of shoes to avoid the horror of wearing white shoes with black tights ever again.

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Heidi Klum is super shiny

Written by Sherry

I guess only a supermodel can get away with this. Heidi Klum’s mini dress is sort of like the fashion equivalent of a disco ball with all its shine and glitter. It’s a little off-putting, but she can wear it because it draws attention to her supermodel physique. Any normal person wearing this would just look stupid. When you’re a supermodel you manage to just look over-the-top.

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Thank you Nicky Hilton

Written by Sherry

I have to admit that I’m not really crazy about Nicky Hilton’s silver dress. For one thing, there’s nothing particularly special about it. For another it has my newest fashion pet peeve, the giant bow.

But you know what? At least it looks better than what Paris wore, right?

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor is wearing curtains

Written by Sherry

I can’t stop laughing when I look at this dress. It is a dress, right? Because I’m not entirely sure. It may actually be a set of old fashioned curtains with a few strips of material bunched up around the neck.

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Kate Hudson attacked by dress

Written by Sherry

Kate Hudson looks cute as always and it looks as though her dress was nice enough. However, the lesson learned here is that when it’s really windy out, you should avoid dresses with a large ruffle on the shoulder because you may end up being attacked by your own clothing.

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Lucy Liu loses her arms

Written by Sherry

I think Lucy Liu has some arms attached to her body, but I’m not 100% sure because I’m distracted by the enormous and ridiculous bubble gum pink sleeves. She wore this Valentino design at his show in Paris.

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Helena Bonham Carter at Sweeney Todd

Written by Sherry

I love that you can always count on Helena Bonham Carter to look completely crazy no matter where she goes. And yet somehow she pulls it off and it just suits her. It’s like she’s the real life version of something her husband Tim Burton would cast in a film. Although I can never look at her now without thinking of Bellatrix Lestrange.

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