Katie Holmes is bony under her dress

Written by Sherry

This sort of material is just a really bad idea. It always clings in all the wrong places, showing off what you don’t really want seen. In the case of Katie Holmes, this dress shows us that underneath her cute bob and mom status, she’s turning into a bony skeleton. This material sticks to every single jutting-out bone.

Ick.

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Katie Holmes Looks Weird

Written by Sherry

Why is Katie Holmes wearing what looks like a bad prom gown? And what is with the giant black scarf around her neck? The scarf trailed all the way down the back of her dress, which I think was intended to look stylish but it really just looks like she’s hiding a giant hickey.

I am always so saddened when cute and stylish actresses make such huge fashion choices.

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Katie’s red hot style

Written by Sherry

I’ve gotta say, Katie Holmes looked SMOKIN’ hot in this little bright red trench coat the other night for The Late Show. She looks like she was ready to promote Mad Money and then go flash Tom at home. I need one of these coats.

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Katie makes amends

Written by Sherry

Okay. Katie Holmes has made up for her weird toga dress. At the premiere of Mad Money she looked stunning in a sparkling silver Armani dress. Wow!

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Katie Holmes in a toga?

Written by Sherry

Katie Holmes is so cute and I’m still head over heels in love with her hair, but this is possibly the ugliest dress I have EVER seen her wear. It’s what she wore to the Critics’ Choice Awards on January 7th, and all I can say is that it’s lucky it was movie critics and not fashion critics.

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Holy smokin’ bob!

Written by Sherry

Katie Holmes showed up at the 2007 Bambi Awards in Germany with a hot new hairstyle. She looks INCREDIBLE. I’m not crazy about the weird little capelet around her neck, but it’s not awful, and the dress is killer. But the hair! Smokin’ hot!

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What was Patti Labelle smoking?

Written by Sherry

Really good, strong drugs are the only possible explanation for the thought process that led to Patti Labelle showing up in public in this horror show.

I mean honestly. I know that style is totally subjective and I might like something no one else does or I might not appreciate a gown as much as other people do because of personal taste. But does ANYONE actually think that this dress looks good? Would anyone wear it? Because to me it mostly looks like an ugly lamp shade gone horribly wrong.

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Katie is a goddess

Written by Sherry

Holy crap, Katie Holmes looked amazing in a Hermes gown at the Museum of The Moving Image Salute Ceremony on Tuesday in New York City.

She’s always been a pretty girl anyway but a lot of times she just looks, I don’t know, normal, like an everyday person. Which is part of her appeal. But when she gets glammed up, she goes all out! Now if only she wasn’t pictured with an alien a lunatic Tom Cruise, she’d look perfect.

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Back to high school?

Written by Sherry

Katie Holmes showed up at the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lambs in an Armani Prive dress. It sure is sparkly but in all honestly, the bustier top and the angled design and all the glitz somehow just makes it look like Katie is going back to high school and heading off to prom.

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Katie needs an eye mask

Written by Sherry

Deb over at Celebrity Cowboy makes an excellent point about Katie Holmes.

She’s still cute little Katie but man the poor girl looks exhausted. I know that Suri is at that age where babies sometime rebel against sleep (I just spent over an hour putting my own 20-month-old to bed) so it could just be parental exhaustion.

I’m leaning towards the fact that it must be exhausting to pretend to be in love with Crazy Tom Cruise.

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