Lindsay Lohan’s Horrible Rocker Look

Written by Sherry

Did you hear that Motley Crue is getting back together? Yeah, they’re going on a world reunion tour and everything. The twist is that they’ve kicked out Vince Neil, because seriously, have you SEEN him lately? Instead they’re getting Lindsay Lohan to take over the lead.

After all, that’s the only possible explanation for why she’s dressed like a metal band reject.

Lindsay Lohan’s a bit over-tanned

Written by Sherry

What the hell happened to Lindsay Lohan’s face? How much self-tanner did she coat onto herself?!

Lindsay Lohan Joins GnR

Written by Sherry

I had no idea that Lindsay Lohan was channeling her inner Axl Rose and was preparing to join Guns n Roses.

Lindsay’s flimsy little “skirt”

Written by Sherry

Look there under Lindsay Lohan’s sweater. No, not the tights. That little white bit of fabric flapping around. Is she wearing a really short and flimsy skirt? Or did she forget to un-tuck her napkin at lunch?

Linday Lohan’s loud skirt

Written by Sherry

I know LiLo likes to attract a lot of attention, but I’m just not feeling this super-loud road-map-esque miniskirt. What do you think? Honest fashion choice or just screaming “look at meeeee!” as usual?

Lindasy should keep her clothes off

Written by Sherry

I don’t know. I didn’t think she really pulled off the whole Marilyn Monroe look in her recent photoshoot, but I’m at a point where I’m thinking Lindsay Lohan definitely looks better naked because lately her clothing choices have been so atrocious, such as this THING she wore to the Italia: Film, Fashion and Art Festival in L.A., that I wish she would just strip.

Lindsay Lohan Chooses the Ugliest Fendi Dress

Written by Sherry

When Lindsay Lohan went to the re-opening of Fendi, she somehow chose their ugliest dress ever. I’d been getting tired of seeing Lilo in her usual uniform of leggings and flimsy tops, but on second thought, those are better than this monstrosity.

Linday Lohan’s Transformation for the Better

Written by Sherry

Lindsay Lohan is wearing one of the ugliest coats I’ve seen in ages (and it’s so short I wonder what the hell she’s got on under there, if anything). But who frickin’ cares?! Look at that hair! She went to a salon with her bleached blond hair and came out with a rich brown. Thank you, Lindsay!

The blond did nothing to her, it only washed her out and made her look haggard. The new color suits her so much more and she looks awesome.

We can work on the wardrobe another time.

Oops! Lindsay Shows Us Her Ass

Written by Sherry

I feel for Lindsay Lohan. I know it would be really embarrassing to have a photographer there when your skirt gets stuck and your ass is sticking out. I mean, I did that once and I nearly died when I realized it, but at least no one snapped a picture and posted it on the Internet (I don’t think so anyway). So, yeah, that timing sucks.

It’s still pretty damn funny though.

On the other hand, thank God it wasn’t Paris Hilton or Britney Spears because you know they wouldn’t have even had any underwear to cover up what was on display.

Lindsay hits the red carpet

Written by Sherry

Well, when Lindsay Lohan hits the red carpet for the first time in months (she attended the premiere of the awesome-looking Cloverfield), she does it in style. I’m actually more of a fan of her casual style (though she can lay off the damn leggings already, there is such a thing as overkill), but you can’t deny that she stands out with her form-fitting black mini dress and blond waves. I really like her necklace too.

What do you think of her return to the red carpet fashion choice?