Josh Duhamel - Pretty in Purple?

Written by Sherry

Josh Duhamel is a really good-looking guy, but a lilac purple baseball hat? Seriously? I’m all for guys showing their sensitive side, but pastel hats may be a step too far.

Colin Farrell always looks greasy

Written by Sherry

I must confess to something. I don’t get all the women who swoon over Colin Farrell. He doesn’t do a thing for me at all. MAYBE the hot Irish accent, but appearance-wise? Nothing.

Even when he’s posing on the cover of GQ magazine, he still manages to look like he last bathed a month ago. What am I missing?

Will Ferrell borrows Dad’s clothes

Written by Sherry

I know Will Ferrell is a funny guy and all. I mean, I guess you can expect anything who can dress up like an elf and pull it off. But poor Will looks like a little boy who tried to dress up like a big man in Daddy’s suit. I hope he doesn’t get grounded for going outside to play in it.

Justin Timberlake looks like a dork

Written by Sherry

So from the waist up, Justin Timberlake is looking as fine as always. From the waist down, what in the hell is he doing with his pants tucked into his boots? Unless he was wading through a stream to save a kitten or something, there is no call for this.

John Mayer pulls a Borat and it ain’t pretty

Written by Sherry

Oh my god. Why, John Mayer? WHY?! MY EYES!!!

There are just some things in film that do not need to be repeated, and this should be at the top of the list.

Oh, ARMANI

Written by Sherry

Look, if you design clothing for a living, surely you can make yourself a pair of swimming trunks so that the world doesn’t have to see you traipsing around in a Speedo.

And really, this isn’t necessarily a snark against Armani himself - I pretty much think that no one should be seen in a Speedo. There are some things the world just doesn’t need.

OMG Hairy, love Gossip Girl

Written by Sherry

Someone needs to tell Ed Westwick of Gossip Girl that if you want to show off your abundance of chest hair, at least do it by leaving the top button or two undone and stop there. Displaying all your hair because your shirt is ill-fitting and randomly buttoned just makes you look like you don’t know how to dress yourself.

Gossip Girl would be all over mocking that one.

Wacko Jacko in a bookstore

Written by Sherry

I could weep when I think of the old days when Michael Jackson was HOT and looked like this.

Because recently he was seen in a bookstore and he looked like this.

So very wrong on every single level.

Plumber butt

Written by Sherry

Ricky Martin has always been one of my secret objects of lust, ever since he came out with Livin’ La Vida Loca. But honestly, no matter how hot you are, nothing ruins the overall look like plumber butt.

Let’s hope Ricky asked for a belt for Christmas!