Oh Canada. Paris, go away

Written by Sherry

I can not even express the despair that comes with seeing Paris Hilton wearing a t-shirt with my country’s flag on it. Can we give Paris her own country and send her there? For a really long time?

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Paris Hilton’s got a decent dress on

Written by Sherry

I have to admit, although her belly dancing skills are non-existent, at least Paris Hilton looked pretty in her dress. I can’t believe I like what she’s wearing. I may have to go bleach my brain immediately after I hit “post”.

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Paris takes bad style to South Africa

Written by Sherry

PAris Hilton is in South Africa with her boyfriend du jour, and it looks like she’s attempting to spread horrible style everywhere she can.

I can’t decide which is worse, the trucker hat on the left or the ugly shirt on the right.

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Paris Hilton has an ugly hat

Written by Sherry

Paris Hilton (and boyfriend Benji Madden) were spotted leaving Mastro’s Steakhouse. Why is Paris, who is supposedly a fashion leader (in her mind, anyway) wearing an ugly fedora?

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Paris advertises for Benji

Written by Sherry

Hey Paris? It’s okay to support your boyfriend’s clothing line and all, but at least try to avoid picking the ugliest thing in his entire collection.

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The Hiltons are getting scary

Written by Sherry

I’m not sure which is scarier in this picture – Paris Hilton’s ugly outfit or Nicky Hilton’s pipe cleaner legs. I think I saw Nicky coming down the stairs backwards and upside down in The Exorcist.

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Paris looks kind of cute

Written by Sherry

Paris Hilton actually looked kind of cute in this dress. And thank God because she needed something to distract from the fact that she was at a lame party she threw to celebrate the launch of her new show where she will be seeking a new best friend. I weep for the future of television.

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Paris Hilton at Fashion Week

Written by Sherry

Can someone explain why Paris Hilton was wearing these leather gloves with her red dress (with the dominatrix-ish collar)? Was she planning on hopping on her little BMX and biking it home after Fashion Week was over?

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Paris isn’t looking skanky for a change

Written by Sherry

I think I need an intervention or something because I actually think Paris Hilton looks great. This is such a cute dress, and she looks like a normal person instead of the crazy skank like usual. I’m not digging the plastic shades, but I’ll overlook them just because I’m in such shock over the fact that she looks amazing.

Popularity: 4% [?]

Paris Gets Trashy At Her Party

Written by Sherry

Wait, what? Paris Hilton got trashy at her birthday party (one of many I’m sure)? Now there’s something that never happens. Right.

Paris had a party at the Pussycat Lounge and strutted around in various forms of lingerie for no apparent reason. Do you suppose she ever gets tired of herself?

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