Just say no to Botox, Fergie!

If you’re considering Botox injections, take heed – too many of them and you could end up looking like an inflatable doll.

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Tara Reid is as scary as ever

Remember when Tara Reid was cute for about three seconds? And then she started to party and drink and do drugs and party some more and got ten thousand plastic surgery procedures, and now she looks like this:

Good LORD.

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Meg Ryan has turned into a plastic doll

Remember when Meg Ryan was so damn cute?

Those days are over. Way over. At first I was hoping that maybe Tom Hanks was at a wax museum with a wax figure of Meg, but unfortunately no. That is Tom with the real Meg Ryan, or whatever is left of her after you take away all the Botox and plastic.

Oh, sorry. My bad. That’s Barbie and Ken. But you know, I’m sure you can understand my mistake.

Yikes!

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Wacko Jacko in a bookstore

I could weep when I think of the old days when Michael Jackson was HOT and looked like this.

Because recently he was seen in a bookstore and he looked like this.

So very wrong on every single level.

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Pucker up, Paris

Paris Hilton went and plumped her lips up. Just a little. Like inflatable rafts.

I don’t get the injection lips at all. They never look natural. Everyone wants lips like Angelina Jolie but not everyone can pull them off.

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Wrinkly knees

Victoria Beckham’s got some weird, wrinkly knees.

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Pucker up!

Britney Spears went and got some collagen injected into her lips to plump them up but it looks like the doctors might have gotten a little overzealous. Let’s hope that the swelling went down because no one’s upper lip should look like that. She then spent time driving around and trying to hide her crazy lips.

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Ellen wants more, more, more

Ellen Barkin is trying to get an additional $3.4 million from her ex-husband, on top of the $40 million she already got from him, not to mention the decent Hollywood salary she gets on her own.

Then again, maybe she needs the extra cash for more plastic surgery.

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Overshot lips

The trend of injecting your lips is going to turn Hollywood ladies into imitations of puffer fish.

Lisa! Stop it! Your lips are slowly becoming flotation devices!

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