Paris Gets Trashy At Her Party

Written by Sherry

Wait, what? Paris Hilton got trashy at her birthday party (one of many I’m sure)? Now there’s something that never happens. Right.

Paris had a party at the Pussycat Lounge and strutted around in various forms of lingerie for no apparent reason. Do you suppose she ever gets tired of herself?

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Britney needs a bra

Written by Sherry

My god, would someone PLEASE buy this woman a bra? Perhaps a non-sheer shirt to go with it? Because I am so damn tired of Britney’s not-so-private-anymore private parts. Through countless fund raisers, people have raised millions of dollars for charitable organizations, surely we can all pitch in a few pennies each to cover this damn girl up.

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Britney looks great!

Written by Sherry

Britney Spears was seen at 2 am looking as fabulous as always (*cough*choke*ha*).

Nice men’s shirt that doesn’t fit her, a tie, fishnets with holes in them, the works. Classy!

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Amy’s all washed out

Written by Sherry

Dear Amy Winehouse,

Please stop bleaching your hair and go back to the dark and enormous beehive. The beehive was crazy but it was unique, it was you, and it certainly looked better than this limp, dried out, craptacular ‘do you have now.

Thanks.

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Britney’s ultimate fashion faux pas

Written by Sherry

Britney Spears is a regular here on Style Cowboy because she makes some hideous “fashion” choices. However, I think this qualifies as the most hilarious fashion mistake she’s ever made. Who goes on a date to go car shopping with her married paparazzi boyfriend while wearing the wedding dress she wore to marry Kevin Federline in Las Vegas?

Only in Britney-land.

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Britney’s shirt nearly falls off

Written by Sherry

While Britney was driving around on her flat tire before abandoning the car altogether in the middle of the damn street, she was precariously close to losing her shirt entirely. You know, Mischa Barton screwed up and has since been seen in photo ops dressed in a way that makes her look demure and innocent. Britney, well, apparently she prefers to nearly have a wardrobe malfunction to carry on with looking completely nuts.

Like we haven’t seen her flash herself at us enough.

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Camel toe doesn’t even begin to describe it

Written by Sherry

Hey, Coco? If the crotch of your pants/shorts is so incredibly tight that your camel toe is that extreme, to the point that you could almost believe you’re not even actually wearing clothes at all, you might want to reconsider your fashion choice.

It HURTS me to look at that.

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Paris signs up for Jazzercise

Written by Sherry

Is Paris Hilton off to a Jazzercise class? Or is she just looking as trashy as ever? She headed out in nothing more than a slip, some nylons, and a very fittingly-named White Trash Charms necklace.

It really just goes to show that not only can money not buy you happiness, it also apparently can’t buy you any damn taste.

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Mary-Kate at Calvin Klein

Written by Sherry

Can’t Mary-Kate Olsen ever show up somewhere without looking like a homeless person who just scored a big bowl of crack? Who shows up to a Calvin Klein event looking like this?

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Oh good lord

Written by Sherry

Despite overdosing on eight billion different types of drugs and then refusing to seek help (they tried to make me go to rehab, I said no, no, no), Amy Winehouse knows exactly how to solve her relationship problems with her crazy husband AND how to kick her drug problem.

She’s going to have a BABY.

Because God knows, those two look so much like parents, don’t you think? They’ll be a huge hit at the first PTA meeting.

(I know, it’s not really celebrity style but just. God. Seriously.)

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