Courtney’s Crackwhore Style

Written by Sherry

I’m so glad to know that in a world where celebrities change from good girl to bad girl and bad girl to good girl, we can always count on Courtney Love to look like a certified crackwhore.

Britney takes a swim

Written by Sherry

Poor Britney Spears. It must suck to not be able to afford a swimsuit.

That’s the only possible explanation, after all, for why she decided to strip down to her bra and panties so she could jump into the ocean for a quick swim in front of a ton of photographers. Er, right? Yes, of course.

On the other hand, considering how many times we all screamed, “Britney, BUY SOME UNDERWEAR!” I guess this is an improvement. It could have been far, far worse after all.

(Seriously, once upon a time I LOVED Britney, unapologetically listening to her music and singing along loudly and thinking she was just the cutest little thing. So because of that, I feel bad sometimes, all this picking on her that I do. But come on man, she practically writes this stuff FOR me with all her insanity lately.)

Night of the living Amy

Written by Sherry

No, it’s not an actual zombie.

It’s just Amy Winehouse. I love this woman’s voice but good god she’s a bit frightening.

Amy Winehouse needs style rehab

Written by Sherry

I know that her look is all part of who she is…

But can Amy Winehouse EVER look like she’s not strung out on blow every time she’s out?

Brooke Hogan loses her pants along with her mind

Written by Sherry

I sat here and wrote something, then deleted it and tried again at least five times. And now I give up on trying because frankly there are no words other than WHAT?!

Sheer disaster

Written by Sherry

At the rate she’s going lately, I could turn this into a “what is Britney thinking when she dresses herself?” blog and never run out of fodder.

There’s just nothing good about this outfit. Not one redeeming aspect. Oh wait. I like her shoes. Let’s just focus on the shoes and ignore the sheer disaster from the ankles up.

Jenna Jameson takes her girls out

Written by Sherry

Oh my god, I didn’t know they made a new CrackHo Barbie! Oh, wait. No, it’s just Jenna Jameson and her hooters at the Erotica Convention in LA.

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