Victoria Beckham’s wax figure still can’t dress

Written by Sherry

What do you know? Even when Victoria Beckham is a wax statue, she still can’t dress for shit. If you dressed the wax Posh and the real one in the same outfit and stood them side by side, you’d probably never be able to tell them apart. In fact for all I know this IS the real Victoria.

Another weird Victoria Beckham dress

Written by Sherry

I think the only thing I like about Victoria Beckham’s outfit is the Christian Louboutin shoes. Other than that, the dress is just weird. The handbag is kind of cool but I think I’d pick something other than lilac.

Victoria Beckham overworks it

Written by Sherry

I suddenly realized today, while looking at this photo, that it’s not so much that Victoria Beckham looks terrible - though she often does. The bigger problem is more the fact that she tries too hard. Skin-tight leather pants and stiletto Christian Louboutin shoes? Too much!

Victoria Beckham’s judging Project Runway?

Written by Sherry

I know Victoria Beckham’s really into the world of fashion now, and it clearly holds a lot more interest than music does. Now she’s a guest judge for Project Runway, but I’m not sure what the rest of the judges would say about this orange monstrosity.

Victoria Beckham’s amazing push-up dress

Written by Sherry

Victoria Beckham must have quite the bra on under this dress. I don’t know if the best feature of your dress should be the enormous cleavage spilling out the top.

Wrinkly knees

Written by Sherry

Victoria Beckham’s got some weird, wrinkly knees.

Victoria Beckham salutes you

Written by Sherry

Here’s something to ponder.

Why is Victoria Beckham dressed like a soldier? She’s flying out of LAX, not to war!

Barbie Spice

Written by Sherry

I think Victoria Beckham is a very cool person in general but every day it seems like she’s looking less like a human and more and more like a Barbie doll. It’s a little frightening.

It’s called a bra, Victoria!

Written by Sherry

I know she probably spent good money on her breasts, and at least they are nice and perky, but really. She’s going to poke someone’s eye right out with those nipples.

Victoria Beckham’s creepy legs

Written by Sherry

Dude. What is wrong with Victoria Beckham’s legs?

Apparently Victoria eats a strict diet of fish and rarely exercises. Is this what happens when you do that? Kind of makes you want to put on your running shoes and move doesn’t it?

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