Old Spice Girls

Written by Sherry

Ah, the much anticipated Spice Girls reunion tour. Well, I’m sure it’s much anticipated by uh, someone. Not me. But whatever.

So we have Skank Barbie aka Posh Spice/Victoria Beckham, looking as plastic as always. Then we have Mel C/Sporty Spice who looks frickin’ awesome. Geri Halliwell/Ginger Spice is all Little House on the Prairie and apparently making sure no one calls her Sexy Spice ever again. Emma/Baby Spice looks fantastic, and much better than she ever did in those stupid babydoll dresses and pacifiers, and Mel B/Scary Spice looks downright stunning.

Actually looking at the far left and far right of this picture, I once again confirm what I keep saying, that they called the wrong one Scary Spice because no one is as scary as Victoria.

Plastic woman

Written by Sherry

Oh my God! It’s Posh Barbie!

So demure

Written by Sherry

This is sort of hard to snark, because it’s not that the dress is ugly. It’s just so unlike what Victoria Beckham normally wears that it’s almost Little House on the Prairie on her. It’s actually kind of nice, though!

Oh wait. Except maybe she could either wear a bra or tape those nipples down…

It doubles as a napkin

Written by Sherry

Victoria Beckham shows you how to double up on your fashion choices.

Wear this big old piece of cloth tied in a large and awkward bow as neckwear; then after lunch you can use it as a napkin.

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