Oops! Lindsay Shows Us Her Ass

Written by Sherry

I feel for Lindsay Lohan. I know it would be really embarrassing to have a photographer there when your skirt gets stuck and your ass is sticking out. I mean, I did that once and I nearly died when I realized it, but at least no one snapped a picture and posted it on the Internet (I don’t think so anyway). So, yeah, that timing sucks.

It’s still pretty damn funny though.

On the other hand, thank God it wasn’t Paris Hilton or Britney Spears because you know they wouldn’t have even had any underwear to cover up what was on display.

Rihanna’s braless look

Written by Sherry

I don’t think Rihanna looks all that bad here, but considering she’s actually said that one thing she truly fears is a nipple slip, you’d think she’d wear a bra under a sheer shirt.

Prevented nipple slip

Written by Sherry

During a Spice Girls show, Mel B/Scary Spice prevented a nipple slip from happening by grabbing Victoria/Posh Spice’s breast mid-song.

See folks? Wardrobe tape - get some, because malfunctions can happen anywhere, anytime.

Britney’s shirt nearly falls off

Written by Sherry

While Britney was driving around on her flat tire before abandoning the car altogether in the middle of the damn street, she was precariously close to losing her shirt entirely. You know, Mischa Barton screwed up and has since been seen in photo ops dressed in a way that makes her look demure and innocent. Britney, well, apparently she prefers to nearly have a wardrobe malfunction to carry on with looking completely nuts.

Like we haven’t seen her flash herself at us enough.

Sharon Stone needs a better camisole

Written by Sherry

Someone needs to explain to Sharon Stone that wearing a see-through shirt is meant to entice by hinting at what’s underneath, not by actually showing everything. Like Sharon’s nipples. We don’t need to actually see them to know that they’re there. A nice little camisole could save her the embarrassment - and us, the horror.

Rihanna needs an extra layer

Written by Sherry

I don’t know what to say about this… dress? Halter? Strap? Halloween costume? Whatever it was that Rihanna wore. It’s one good sneeze away from being a wardrobe malfunction and she wouldn’t even need Justin Timberlake to pull it off of her.

Honestly. Did she FORGET part of the outfit? Did she run out of time? Maybe she could have borrowed Christy Turlington’s green t-shirt and then they’d both look better.

Plumber in a sparkly dress

Written by Sherry

Look, I don’t care if you’re Heidi Klum and you’re beautiful and in great shape, and a fashion model behind a killer show. That doesn’t automatically exempt you from every single fashion rule.

For instance, no matter how hot you are, plumber butt is just not attractive. Not on anyone. Heidi! Pull your dress up!

Oops, I hope I didn’t poke you in the eye!

Written by Sherry

Sarah Harding looks like she tried very hard to look glamourous in her little bustier, but here’s a little trick that she (and many others in Hollywood) should know about.

Tape, Sarah. There is a tape you can get to help make sure your clothes remain on your body so that you don’t flash your nipples at people when you’re waving. Ask your wardrobe person, I’m sure they can help. Please.

One sneeze away from a wardrobe malfunction

Written by Sherry

Do you know what my absolute favorite thing is about Bai Ling?

Her consistency. No matter what is going on, no matter how many changes there are all around you, you can always count on Bai Ling to look a) ridiculous, b) like a crack whore, or c) both.

Paula Abdul channels her inner Janet Jackson

Written by Sherry

Paula Abdul looks like she was one sneeze away from pulling a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction with her dress choice. Luckily she had borrowed a gladiator shield to cover her breasts.

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