Who was that masked Olsen?

Written by Sherry

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended popular stylist Estee Stanley’s wedding on Saturday. Apparently, there were masks. Really creepy masks.

You know, that’s exactly what I always wanted – a bunch of people reminding me of Michael Myers in my wedding photos.

Check out this video clip. I love the paparazzi who snarks, “that’s a nice mask” as the Olsens get into their car!

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Kelly Rowland’s Acid Dress

Written by Sherry

I’ve never done acid. I have a spider phobia and was convinced that taking acid would mean I would end up on a nine-hour bad trip, thinking that hairy spiders were chasing me, so I refrained.

That said, from what I’ve heard from people who have taken it, apparently you can sometimes see visual effects that look exactly like Kelly Rowland’s dress. Maybe Cavalli was on something mind-altering when he decided that having a kaleidoscope barf all over a bit of fabric would make great style.

I think nine hours of spiders would be LESS scary than this dress.

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What are they doing to Shopaholic?!

Written by Sherry

Have you read Confessions of a Shopaholic? In the book, the character has an uncontrollable need to shop, but she buys NICE stuff, high end, expensive clothing.

So why in god’s name is Isla Fisher dressed like this while she’s filming the movie? What the hell are they doing to this character?!

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Tyra Banks is Tasteless

Written by Sherry

I think this is possibly the most tasteless thing I have ever seen Tyra Banks do. Posing as a homeless person? “Will pose for change”?

Right. Because a really stupidly rich supermodel knows all about what being homeless is like. That’s just gross.

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Diane Kruger is a giant mess

Written by Sherry

Usually I laugh or gape at the fashion horrors of Hollywood but every so often I am brought to the point of cursing. Which is what happened when I saw what Diane Kruger wore to the Berlin premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl and all I could do was shriek, “What the $%&@ was she thinking?!”

A men’s-style tuxedo top half and a black feathered skirt on the bottom. Look, you want to do the tux thing? I’m not crazy about it, but go ahead. Want to wear flirty feathers? I don’t like feathers on anything but birds, but again, do your thing. Mixing the two together? Totally beyond acceptable.

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Jordan attends book signing dressed like a ho

Written by Sherry

You know, any time I dreamed about writing a book, having it become very successful, and then attending book signings at stores across the country, I know that I always imagined I would wear something exactly like this.

Except not.

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Sophie Ellis-Bextor is wearing curtains

Written by Sherry

I can’t stop laughing when I look at this dress. It is a dress, right? Because I’m not entirely sure. It may actually be a set of old fashioned curtains with a few strips of material bunched up around the neck.

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John Mayer pulls a Borat and it ain’t pretty

Written by Sherry

Oh my god. Why, John Mayer? WHY?! MY EYES!!!

There are just some things in film that do not need to be repeated, and this should be at the top of the list.

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Hillary hides inside a carpet

Written by Sherry

Hillary Clinton is someone you would expect to see in strong tailored suits right now what the campaign heating up. So it’s a bit disconcerting to see her walking around in her enormous and weird carpet-like coat. It reminds me of something out of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

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Sandra Oh No!

Written by Sherry

What in the world was Sandra Oh thinking when she chose this flowing black dress with an enormous pink bow on the front? I know everyone generally wants to have a fair amount of attention when they stroll the red carpet, but please, this can be accomplished by choosing a NICE dress. A gigantic bow that’s bigger than your head is really not necessary. And also ugly.

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